The Republic of Siegen GER is a huge, genial nation, notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, frequent executions, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 871 million Siegen GERians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.8%.

The powerhouse Siegen GERian economy, worth 56.2 trillion euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,467 euros, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 240,942 per year while the poor average 12,080, a ratio of 19.9 to 1.

The studies of art and philosophy are banned, Leader is too busy listening to praise to get any work done, athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society, and government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Siegen GER's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Siegen GER is ranked 211,768^th in the world and 548^th in Aerospace for Largest Populations, with 871 million capita.